i remember one time the simpsons made a joke about fox news and they got so insulted they tried to sue them but the court was like “this aired on ur network u can’t sue urself”
Me flirting with someone I’m not emotionally invested in:
Me flirting with someone I actually like:
if cap3 isn’t called “captain america and falcon: we’re up all night to get bucky”, i’m not watching it
My mom is watching Game of Thrones and she just said in the saddest voice, “Poor Salsa” and doesn’t get why I keep laughing.
you are vast and beautiful like the sea,
and i was afraid to swim.
so you poured me into your veins,
and let me ride the waves.
now i finally understand
why sailors don’t come home.